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2007 PGA Championship Tigers two-shot win at Southern Hills is somewhat ho-hum, and makes us wonder how an earth he didn't win the calendar grand slam. Now just five majors away from Jacks record, Tiger Woods is looking like he will surpass that next year, despite there being only four majors left... |
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2006 PGA Championship At Medinah Country Club Tiger Woods became the first player to win the PGA on the same golf course and gave us more wood by surging to 12-0 in majors when leading or tied after 54 holes. He also became the first player to win at least two majors in consecutive years. His final round 68 gave him a 2 shot victory with rounds of 69-68-65-68 for an 18 under par total and his 12th major championship... |
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2006 British Open
Royal Liverpool Golf Club would be the site of some of the most controlled golf ever to be seen. Tiger Woods shot rounds of 67-65-71-67 (18 under par) to win by 2 over Chris Dimarco, whom admitted in the press room afterward "I couldn't play my own game because I had Wood". This was Tigers third claret jug and many SNAGS got major wood when Tiger broke down in tears after the final putt... |
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2005 British Open
Back at Tigers favourite major course, the Old Course at St Andrews, Tiger was never in doubt to win this British Open as he shot 66-67 to leave the whole field with wood before the weekend had started. With this victory Tiger gave the record keepers more wood by becoming only the second man to win the Career Grand Slam twice. His 5 shot margin of victory helping tissue sales soar worldwide |
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2005 Masters
Year of the chip in on 16 that gave the world wood, Tiger came from 7 strokes back during the 3rd round to surge into the lead and leave other players with their wood in the rain. His 12 under par total was good enough to make him only the 3rd person to win the Masters at least 4 times. The playoff was really no contest as DiMarco knew there was no use putting up a fight, it would be a waste of time... |
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2002 US Open
Phil Mickelson tried to give the NY crowd wood but as usual, they ended up soft, as Tiger reigned supreme at Bethpage State Park (Black Course), shooting 3 under 277 to win by 3. This was Tigers 7th win in the last 11 majors and his stratospheric 2-iron to the Par 5 13th hole was enough to turn flacid fans hard once again... |
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2002 Masters
Five of the top 7 players in the world were in contention on Sunday but all of them couldn't help be aroused by the mere presence of Tiger Woods. Ernie Els and Vijay Singh both came in their pants after making triple bogeys down the stretch and allowed Tiger to successfully defend a major title for the first time in his very woody career... |
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2001 Masters
The top three players in the world competed in this Masters but of course, we all know who came out on top. Duval and Mickelson both suffered from premature ejaculation and handed Tiger a 2 stroke win, shooting a total 16 under par. This tournament gave the media total Wood as Tiger Woods became the first player to hold all four professionla majors at the same time. We call it the Tigers Wood Slam... |
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2000 PGA Championship
Memorable dual down the stretch at Valhalla Golf Club with Bob May, who refused to get Wood and put on one of the greatest battles Tiger or the world has ever witnessed. What many forget was that Tiger birdied the last two holes to get into the playoff and by finishing at 18 under par now holds the scoring records at all four major championships. Bob May was last seen selling Tiger Woods' Authorized DVD Collection to Chinese immigrants... |
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2000 British Open
Woods wins his first Open at the home of golf and gives himself Wood. His rounds of 67-66-67-69 were flawless and set the scoring record at the Open. He ended up winning by 8 strokes and became the youngest (at 24 years old) to win the career grand slam. Duval would put finally let himself go at the road hole and pretended to take 3 out of the hell bunker to give himselve time for his wood to go down |
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2000 US Open
Pebble Beach was the site of the 100th US Open, which turned out to be the major that we first got wood. Winning by 15 shots, Tiger broke a 100 year-old record for margin of victory and it was the players' wives and girlfriends who were most happiest as Tiger gave the field Wood for months after. |
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1999 PGA Championship At one stage we were foolish enough to cheer for Sergio, but when Woods knocked in a tricky 8 footer to save par and maintain his lead, we knew we wouldnt get wood like this with any other golfer. Mike Weir had to wear super tight briefs to conceal his rather large Wood and ended up shooting 80 in the final pairing with Woods. His 11-under par win was good for a 1 shot win over Sergio... |
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1997 Masters
Tigers first major win was an emhatic one, winning by 12 and sending Monty into orgasmic comments. Woods and mates burned out of the carpark with some 2Pac playing while Hootie didn't have to take Viagra for the first time since 1975... |
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